i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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