U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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