We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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