brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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