Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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