Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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