it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
the liver wants what the liver wants
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Randomize
