Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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