Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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