I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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