Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize
