I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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