i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
