Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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