I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
As shirtless as possible
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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