So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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