It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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