Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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