they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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