wat bout pragnant strippers??
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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