i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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