Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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