A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Do plants get herpes?
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