So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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