I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
What drink are we having for lunch?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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