Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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