Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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