You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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