So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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