I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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