so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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