So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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