the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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