There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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