Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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