I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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