real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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