Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Damn victory sex feels great
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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