you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
