I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just want nice things and good sex
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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