grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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