I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
