At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Sorry about my life...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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