Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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