I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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