id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I did not marry a roomba.
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