just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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