i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
