Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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