You're so nebulous sometimes
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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