He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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