I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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