he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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