You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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