I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
