Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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