So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Blood and glitter go together right?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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