question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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