Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
